Which do you prefer, Gala or Fuji apples?

Fuji apples have a cooler name, the texture is better, and they are like over 9000 times better tasting. When I eat most kinds of apples my mouth starts to cry and I'm reminded of the time I spent in the orphanage as a young boy, where they served nothing but gruel and mediocre apples. However when I eat Fuji apples its like I am having with Summer Glau and doing coke of Christina Hendricks' chest while simultaneously riding through a magical kingdom of happiness on a unicorn which is spraying juicy delicious goodness from its horn directly into my mouth.